Splat Bot T-Shirt
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Unit 7 did everything right. The ice cream did not cooperate. He's been standing there since Tuesday.
They say the incident happened on a Tuesday. Unit 7 had calculated the optimal cone-to-scoop ratio, factored in ambient temperature, and confirmed structural integrity before purchase. None of that mattered. One rogue pebble on the sidewalk. One tilted wrist. The scoop hit the pavement at 2:47 PM and something in Unit 7's chest panel quietly broke. He has not moved since. Art by Jason Thomas, printed on a royal blue tee.