Shipping

Shipping Notice and Production Times

Short Explanation:

All items are handmade. 

Below is an estimate of production times for most of our items. We ship items as soon as possible, trying hard to beat those production times.

Domestic Shipping (USA)

Do you live in the United States? So do I. Have we met before?

Shipping anywhere in the USA, no matter the weight is only $5.00!

Shipping is now all over the place and cannot be guaranteed. We ship out First Class mail, which is usually 2-5 business days, but things are taking a little longer in some areas. Please be patient with us and the United States Postal Service, which keeps our Democracy going. Fun fact, the postal system in Ghengis Khan’s Mongol Empire was held in similar esteem as the military. 

International Shipping

Shipping to the rest of the known Universe is also very reasonable considering the cost to fill up our space-dirigible.

Shipping times can vary drastically for international orders and it is not uncommon for orders to take 1-3 weeks as they need to pass through your country's customs.

Please note we are NOT responsible for your import taxes. There may be additional fees when your package arrives.

See our fancy shipping table below.