Slowpocolypse - Tortoise Unicorn T-Shirt
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The end of the world is coming. It's just taking the scenic route. Meet the Tortoise Unicorn, one of the four Unicorns of the Slowpocolypse.
The Tortoise Unicorn has no interest in your timeline. He arrived when he arrived, horn gleaming, cape flowing, shell crosshatched with the quiet dignity of something that has outlasted most opinions about what's possible. He is one of the four Unicorns of the Slowpocolypse, and the end of the world, when it comes, will come at a pace he finds reasonable. Printed on a heathered slate crew-neck tee. Art by Jon Wye.