Polar Bear Nigiri T-Shirt

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Nobody told the polar bear he couldn't be sushi. He got the roe. He got the nori. He winked.
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A polar bear decided to become nigiri. Not a salmon. Not a tuna. A polar bear. He acquired the roe crown, accepted the nori band, and settled in with a wink that says he has absolutely no regrets about any of this. Cold. Wrapped. Absolutely delicious. The Polar Bear Nigiri exists somewhere between the Arctic and the omakase counter. He is not on the menu. He IS the menu. The chef had questions. The polar bear had none. Art by Jon Wye, printed on a heathered forest green crew-neck tee. The illustration is bold and cheerful, the kind of thing you look at twice.