Intergalactic Civil War Belt
Remember doodling in your spiral notebook. Aliens shooting dinosaurs who are eating your teacher. The Intergalactic Civil War is the true telling of intersection of all the craziness in your mind. Indians riding dinos. Aliens battling knights who are battling a dragon. Genghis Khan elephants facing off against tanks. Pirates and mermaids battling sea monsters. And Teddy Roosevelt as a bear, riding Ab Lincoln who is shooting laser beams out of his eyes. Nuf said.